Funny Conversations/Moments

Memorable and Hilarious Conversation/Quotes/Moments:

Tori:  Emo.
Lindsey:  What did you call me?
Tori:  Emo.
Lindsey:  Emo?
Tori:  Yeah, you know.. slit wrists, black soul.

Tori:  Brittnie and I are gonna go to Europe, you wanna come with us?
Chrissy:  How are you guys gonna get there?  Drive?
*Tori and Brittnie laugh their asses off.*
Chrissy:  What?!
Tori:  Yeah, Chrissy.  We're gonna drive across the damn ocean!  HAHA WTF.

Eugene telling stories and doing impressions of people.
Lindsey:  Don't you just love how all of his impressions are the same, even the girls?
Lindsey mocks him, doing impression "Duh der dee daar duh derrr*

+ Alexander says (2:30 AM):
 ^^
 what you up to lovvie?
.Tori says (2:30 AM):
 fixing my beddy
+ Alexander says (2:31 AM):
 I thought you said fucking my teddy >_>
 I was like wtf
 XD
.Tori says (2:31 AM):
 WTH HAHAHAHA

"That's the way it works, that's the way it floats, that's the way the boat rocks!" --Brittnie

"Tori's the bitch that doesn't mean to be and Chrissy's just the cold, hard bitch!" --Brittnie

(while playing Rock Band)
"You can be the bass's bitch for once!" --my little brother

*half-way through the movie Team America!*
"Are those puppets?" --Chrissy

Old lady across the street always complains about Brooks having his radio too loud.
One night, he locks his keys inside his car for 2 hours... with the radio blaring! 

*Brandon walks up to buy tickets at the movie theater, Ryan (his friend) is working*
Ryan:  Dude, you might want to wipe your mouth.
*Brandon had eaten powdery donuts, with white powder all over his mouth*
Brandon:  Oh yeah, must've been Dial.
Ryan:  And I always thought Dial would be the taker.

*Mom, Brandon, and I are sitting in my room talking,
Brandon says a curse word and my mom gets onto him*
Brandon: I can't even say bitch?
Mom: Absolutely not, no cursing!
Brandon: You never get onto Tori and she cusses all the time!
5 minutes later..
*Mom and I are talking and I respond to something she says
with 5 curse words in one sentence, she doesn't say a thing*
Brandon: Are you serious?  *Shocked expression on his face*
Mom: What?
Brandon: You didn't even get onto her!
Me: What did I say?